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Rain

Yesterday night at around 3am, I woke up brutally by a flashing, blinking light. I first couldn’t figure out what it was, but then I understood: for some reason the neon light-tube just above my window was flickering.
Still half asleep I dragged myself towards the window to switch off the light. I thought I surely didn’t push the switch fully before going to sleep.

When I touched the button an electric shock struck me. Still half asleep, but now heavily cursing, I pushed it again…and after the second shock I was sufficiently awake to examine to problem a little bit closer:
The switch was soaking in water because there was heavy rain outside, and my windows don’t close fully. I found it a rather funny idea to put an electric switch just under the windows, but that can’t be changed anymore.
And I also thought of the electrician now being fast asleep in a warm bed. He would never share with me the illuminating feeling of being awakened out of REM-phase by two electrical shocks.

Well. With closed and sleepy eyes I considered my options: I couldn’t go back to sleep with the flickering light and it might even be a little bit dangerous to leave it like this. So I dragged myself over to the fuse box to check which of the five switches would remove the potential danger.
Naturally it was the last switch I tried. But not only did it switch off the light, it also shut down about everything else I had in the apartment including the fridge.
Hmhm. I wonder what the other switches could possibly be used for…but since this wouldn’t solve the real problem, I dropped the thought quickly.
So what was my remaining option, then?

I pulled out my Swiss knife and started disassembling the switch. As soon I disconnected the cable from the switch, I cursed again the electrician in his warm bed and went back to sleep. What a night!

4 Responses to “Rain”

  1. Guolin Says:

    Hahahaha… sorry if I have to laugh, but… hahaha… this is indeed very funny!

  2. Lukas Says:

    Well… I was aware that you’re able to work without sleep, but I did not knew that you still work while your asleep!! At least you have chosen a safe work to start with: underwater electrician!
    Take care, I would like to welcome you in some weeks back in Switzerland. So don’t touch anything wet underneath a window it could be a switch… :-)

  3. mat Says:

    Hahaha! Thanks for your comments! Yes I will of course be careful! Looking forward to breathe fresh air soon! :-)

    mat

  4. song Says:

    I thinking the storyis funny.
    I am just a pass-by,knowing your blog from my classmate’s blog and thinking it would be a interesting experience.because I indeed know nothing about you.I am a freshman in Tianjin University ,a pretty girl.this year.so poor at English,so I want to improve my terrible writing,I wish we could be friends .Look forward you reply.